Boyfriend Candidacy Application

Form BF-2024

IMPORTANT NOTICE: This application is to be completed with utmost sincerity. All information provided will be thoroughly reviewed and verified. Cross-referencing with social media profiles and other sources is standard procedure. Any discrepancies or falsifications discovered will result in immediate disqualification and potential *consequences*, determined at the sole discretion of the Application Review Board. Proceed with caution.

Section A: Personal Particulars

Full Legal Name:

Commonly Known As (Nickname):

Date of Birth (YYYY-MM-DD):

Place of Residence:

Height (cm):

Weight (kg):

Section B: Contact Information

Primary Phone Number:

Email Address (Verified):

Section C: Preferences & Compatibility

Preferred Cuisine:

Specify Other Cuisine:

Describe Your Ideal First Date:

Do you fold or scrunch your toilet paper?

Fold (Civilized) Scrunch (Barbarian) Other (Explain!)

Your Biggest Fear: